Where do I begin on such an important topic? Do I go into detail about my experiences working at Charlie Palmer Restaurant in Dallas where we made our own salumi in house? Do I share memories of my favorite late nights with girlfriends at Uva Wine Bar eating exotic cheese plates in NYC as a young restaurant manager? Or better yet, do I discuss my frequent trips to Whole Foods where the cheese mongers love to give out samples to people with bright eyes and penchants for discussing nerdy amounts of cheese and salumi knowledge?
Nah. I think this time I will discuss and share with you the key ingredients to making a proper cheese and salumi plate. So that instead of hearing about my memories, you have the tools to create some of your own.
Lets begin with the basics. According to an article published by the SFGate.com, the word salumi is a reference to Italian-style cured or preserved meats. The animal of choice is typically pork, but many wonderful salumi’s come from beef or lamb. The meats can be salt-cured, smoked, fermented, confited (perserved in fat), cooked or moused into pates. In other terms, Salumi is the Italian equivolent of French Chartuterie.
I used to love, love, love to sneak up to the second floor banquet kitchen at the Joule Hotel and observe, inquire and sometimes assist the chefs preparing the salumis. Porchetta, Pork Jowl Pastrami, Duck Proscuitto, Finocchetta, Country Pate and the list could go on forever. I used to practice my Italian accent incessantly so that I could say every type of Salumi we served properly, with enthousiasm and authority.
Ok so I want you to be educated and prepared because when you go out, you will see all kinds of names for cured meat and cheese plates. One thing you should be particularly aware of is the pathetic lack of attention many restaurants and vendors give their plates. I am constantly micro-managing my experience when I eat salumi and cheese at restaurants.
I ate at a French restaurant in Austin last month that is supposedly an iconic staple restaurant, and my cheese plate had literally 3 grapes on it and stale French bread. Not cute. And certainly not appreciated. Always ask for honey, mustard, sides of fruit and extra bread or crackers if they are not sufficient. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR THESE THINGS, THEY ARE YOUR RIGHT AS A PATRON!
Below you will find a salumi and fromage plate that I made one night that was meant to be a romantic gesture for my significant other, but instead I ate alone. Please do not pity me… it turned out I was hungry and happy to have unlimited access to this bounty of joy. Notice the amount of things on this plate… it has color, dimension, texture, complementary and contrasting flavors.
I do however recommend sharing these types of plates with girlfriends who like to eat, or if you are having a banquet, or fundraiser, or game night, or really for anyone who comes over to your house and appreciates culture and the finer things.
This plate is the bees knees… I mean it.
Ingredients in order from top right to top left then bottom left to bottom right.
1. Gigantic black seedless organic grapes from California – yes organic makes a difference!
2. Abondance de Savoie cow’s milk cheese – a baked and pressed cow’s milk cheese with a fruity, nutty flavor. Semi-soft cheese that is also good for melting and from the Savoie region of France.
3. Whole wheat baked crackers
4.Marinated Mozarella Fresca – tiny balls of fresh mozzarella marinated in olive oil with italian herbs.
5. Brillo Pecorino DiVino – made from sheep’s milk and seasoned with wine. Produced in Tuscany where pecorino can be traced back almost 2,000 years.
6. Sliced organic red plums
7. Tanara Prosciutto di Parma aged 24 months the most famous of the prosciuttos. Hand rolled and preserved in Langhirano by Giancarlo Tanara, a family known for high quality salumi using techniques passed down through the generations.
8. Toasted pecan halves
9. Fermin Iberico Belotta Boneless Ham – $179.99 per lb – a rare and special treat. Free-range, acorn-fed ham from the ancient breed of pigs in Iberico, Spain. The legs are cured for over 24 months and contain an explosion of concentrated flavors. Prized for the heavily marbled meat, each thin slice contains important mono-unsaturated fat and a rich, nutty flavor.
10. Moutarde De Meaux, Pommery mustard – old-fashioned grain French mustard. The recipe was given to the Pommery family in 1760 by religious order and has been enjoyed at the King’s table since 1632. Truly a remarkable and memorable mustard.
11. Serrano Ham – typically made from the Landrace breed of white pig. This ham jamon is not as expensive as its sometimes confused brother, Jamon Iberico – mentioned above- but is also absolutely delicious. I recommend trying the three I listed here on the same plate so you can really see the differences.
Other items that are missing and you may wish to add include… cornichons, honey comb, figs, fruit jellies and pickled anything.